A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The
interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and
stammering.

The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're
looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies
you."

"Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin
I stop winking and stammering for an hour."

"Show me," said the interviewer.

So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads
of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavoured, colored and everything
before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon
talked perfectly and stopped winking.

The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ
someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."

"Excuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man, not a
womanizer!"

"Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer.

The man replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and
winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"